Dear Mom and Dad,
I’ve been here for a couple months now and though I love every minute of my time here I do have few complaints:
1. This place sucks!
2. The dining hall and I have a love/hate relationship
3. Everyone’s a stick, I’m a balloon
4. I DON’T understand how this is happening
5. I have no time to work out because I live in the library
6. Even if I had time to work out I’d have to wait an hour for the elliptical
7. Why is McDonalds conveniently located next to my dorm?
8. How can everyone else walk around so confidently and all I feel is self conscious and huge?
9. Why does alcohol have to have so many empty calories?
10. Why, after we all drink, do we have to go get more food?
11. It’s almost impossible to maintain a diet here
12. I eat when I study, I eat late at night, I eat when I’m sad, I eat when I’m happy, I eat when I’m bored, I EAT ALL THE TIME!!!!
I never believed in the freshman 15, but apparently it’s true. Please stop sending me care packages.
Love,
MMAD
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